Dieting Does Not Work, Researchers Report:
"What happens to people on diets in the long run?" Mann
asked. "Would they have been better off to not go on a diet at all? We decided
to dig up and analyze every study that followed people on diets for two to five
years. We concluded most of them would have been better off not going on the
diet at all. Their weight would be pretty much the same, and their bodies would
not suffer the wear and tear from losing weight and gaining it all back."
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKERS.
That's it. THAT'S IT, science! Do you hear me? You have fucked with me for the last time!
I'm going off any diet other than trying to eat like a reasonable person and then when I'm done having kids I'm getting Lap Band bariatric surgery if I still feel fat and FUCK Y'ALL and your weight watchers and your slim fast shakes.
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