Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Wednesday Weigh In

Ready?

Here we go:

196.8

Weight gain: 1.2
% Body Weight gained: 0.6

Fuck.

I'm fat and I hate myself. I know everyone says to ixnay the elfsay atehay, but dude.. the difference between WOO HOO! LOOK AT ME! and Die you fat bitch appears to be all of ten pounds.

How depressing is it that I can't manage to keep ten pounds lighter?

Fuck.

How did you do?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think fuck says it all. I wanted to be 10 pounds lighter by next weekend. Have I succeeded. No. Am I even close. No. Actually, I'm further.

Yesterday, in an attempt to gain some self control, I had a slimfast for breakfast, a slimfast for lunch, and then went to the Cubs game and snarfed down nachos, a pepsi, and a footlong hotdog. Yeah. F*U*C*K*.

I bought capris to hide the cellulite.